Ben & Jerry’s launches new garlic ice cream flavor ‘Take my breath away’
Burlington. Vermont. Only a few months after releasing the online streaming service flavored ice cream…
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Elon Musk’s son had better occupy Mars because on Earth his name doesn’t stand a chance
Los Angeles. California. Completely snubbing perfectly fine quarantine name options such as Sham-Poo, Saourdough, or…
Human rights activists demand McDonald’s restaurants reopen immediately
Planet Earth. After multiple weeks of mcdonaldslessness, human rights activists, put under tremendous pressure by…
Bachoholics Anonymous Organizations are taken by storm after Easter festivities
Planet Earth. It wasn’t long after the Catholic and Orthodox Easter festivities of 2020 that an…
Did you know essential oils could always cure Coronavirus (and everything else)?
Planet Earth. We are almost sure you had no idea that essential oils can cure…
Fitness tracker congratulates area man for walking all the way up to the fridge
Zürich. Switzerland. Today we visited one of the most willing and able self-isolators in our…
Toilet paper upgraded from the bottom to the very centre of human existence
Planet Earth. It is safe to say that the last few months have been some…
Studies find that 60-hour workweeks make regular ones feel like being on vacation
Bern. Switzerland. Great discoveries have been made recently at the University of Bern, Switzerland. Universal…
Exhausted employee wins Halloween costume contest
Lausanne. Switzerland. Exhausted employee, Paul Müdé, stepped out of his office late Thursday evening with…
Instagram post incomplete without sage quote about life
Cappadocia. Turkey. Displaying a completely natural pose in an unstaged setting, Instagram Model Sugar Candy…
Are woman takes day off from work to finish chat with neighbor
Tocqueville. Florida. “I absolutely needed to hear the end of that story.”, Courtney Ann Williams,…
Study finds babies called Bertram already 80 years old at birth
Glasgow. United Kingdom. No, this is not a tale of the jazz age by F….
Area woman moves to the fridge in order to survive Saharan heatwave sweeping Europe
Zürich. Switzerland. In an attempt to survive the unbearable heatwave that turned Europe into a…
First World Problems Support Society founded in Zürich after assiduous request from public
Zürich. Switzerland. It is widely known that the quality of life in Switzerland, and particularly…
Scientific evidence shows that Poltergeister of Hollywood are irresistibly attracted to kitchenware
Hollywood. L.A. California. It is undeniable that certain ghosts and paranormal forces have a thing for…