Karen to run for president of the United States in 2020

Washington, D.C. The U.S.A. In an unexpected turn of events, Karen Bosswood, recently presented her candidacy for president of the United States. An unexceptional political figure, Karen has made a name for herself in popular culture after displaying traits of an outspoken, self-assured, independent woman and more.

“I am tired of asking to talk to the manager. I am ready for the next best thing: becoming a manager. Becoming THE manager.”, Karen informed our reporter. “Running as an independent candidate can’t be too easy, and I’m fully aware of that, but look at the competition. It’s now or never.”

With no background in political sciences, economics, or history, Karen hopes to be the second US president who’ll just wing it. “I believe in being myself. More often than not, it has solved whatever problem I was facing and helped me reach my goals.”

God help us all!

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