Washington D.C. President Trump woke up on Wednesday morning feeling refreshed after his most recent brain implant procedure. Reportedly, this is not the first attempt to enhance president Trump’s cognitive function, but unlike the previous two procedures, this one seems to have been somewhat successful.
“Wow, this is what it feels like to actually have a brain and use it! Incredible”, President Trump said to one of the nurses after waking up.
“Goodness, there is so much to do, what have I been up to for the past 4 years? And what’s going on here? Police brutality, racially motivated murders, riots within and without our country, crass injustice. Not to mention the state of our healthcare system, our nauseating love affair with guns, and the fact that the United States is the only Western country to still enforce the death penalty. Oh My God! We are hypocrites!”
Donald Trump had to be sedated following his turbulent crash with reality. He is resting now and recovering his strength, in order to be able to invest it into making America great
again. There’s not so much time left until November after all.