Madrid. Spain. In order to celebrate 7 months in office, colleagues of Mr. Sánchez have started a fundraiser to buy their supervisor a nice Christmas present. Thinking of what could make Mr. Sánchez happy, the Spanish Ministers agreed that a new presidential jet would not be a bad idea to begin with.
“We didn’t want to go over the top, so we thought a new jet would be appropriate. Many times I heard Mr. Sánchez wishing for a new Air Force Juan with leather interior!,” Minister of Development José Luis Ábalos acknowledged.
The new Air Force Juan will be equipped with typical Catalan snacks and drinks: fuet, turrón and Cava will never be missing from its small but well equipped kitchen area. “We want to show the world that we can all live together in peace. That Callos and Cava go well together!”, the Presidential Chef Tiberio Flaco informs.
Everyone thinks that the President will be very happy with the present that was picked out for him: “A new Air Force Juan! A faster way to get to whichever region of Spain has independentist flare-ups. Things are starting to look better! We are looking forward to the new conflicts!”, Minister of Territorial Policy and Public Function Meritxell Batet i Lamaña declared.
Written by Ana-Maria Taut, based on an idea by Anonymous.