Romanian mayor builds road with money surplus after years of successful embezzlement

Arad. Romania. I was out of ideas. I had everything I wanted: three houses (fully furnished with Italian custom designed items and wives), exclusive cars, three swimming pools, and a pooch to keep my kids distracted from my secretary’s business visits. Life was perfect, but according to my mandate, I still had a little over a year in office.

I had embezzled all I could early on in my career. Better safe than sorry, as I like to say. But then I got bored. What next? And I remembered my mother, when I was just a boy, how she used to teach me the importance of generosity and how we should share our toys. Her case was weak, but I like to try new things in life!

I decided to do something for the community and build a road that would connect my second home to the downtown mall. It was a longish road and the ride was bleak. That’s when I came up with the idea to build a strip joint in between. A happy community is a community that doesn’t ask questions. But then, in the flames of passion for the well-being of others, I ran out of money. I never thought these things could be so expensive. That’s when another of mom’s advice came to mind: ask and it will be given to you. Easy! I started a crowdfunding event to manage to complete the works for the strip club. It engages the citizens and raises awareness of the need to boost local sex work.

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