*Based on real-life events
The alarm goes off. Seriously? No way. This isn’t happening. I turn it off. It will go away.
Except it doesn’t and the alarm goes off again. You gotta be fucking kidding me. If you don’t stop, I’m going to punch you straight in the face, you snoozovabitch.
Okay, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to. We’re friends. My bad, I take it back. Forgive me. But! If you give me 10 more minutes, I’m gonna get out of bed, I promise. Give me ten minutes and we’re good.
Really? That passed already? Fine. Fine. You win. I’ll just stare at the ceiling with my eyes closed for a while. Whatever.
How long until death?